Death Chair: Scenes from the most recent death jam

Rules of Death Chair

1. You do not talk about 'Death Chair' in a derogatory way.
2. You do not talk about 'Death Chair' as if it is a sport. It's a way of life.
3. If body part touches ground add one second to overall time.
4. If you fall out of your chair the race is over.
5. All chairs must be DCA(Death Chair Association) approved.
6. One race at a time.
7. Always wear shirt and shoes while racing. Pants are optional.
8. Races go on as long as they have to.
9. If this is your first time at 'Death Chair', you have to race.
10. Absolutely no drinking and wheeling. Save alcohol for after the race.